For All The Dogs, the new album from Drake, dropped last week and it has been hit with all different type of reviews, some good, some bad. But I didn’t make this article to discuss the intricacies of the beats or the double entendres within his lyrics, I want to point out the lines that made me die laughing throughout the album, and there are plenty of them. I will preface this breakdown with: I enjoy the album, its fine, not the best, not the worst, but these lines are some pure Drake-isms that can’t help but make you say to yourself, “What did he just say?” with a chuckle.

“Get inside and bend a dick (Benedict), just like the pope” (What Would Pluto Do)

• There is no way the pope thought he would be mentioned alongside bending a dick on a Drake album, but here we are. Also, why the fuck does drake want his dick bent, what is he into? Drake likes torture porn, next he’ll drop a line about being slapped in the balls. Why does the pope have anything to do with dick bending? This line is all around bizarre.

“We go out with your gay friends, always put you on a straight flight” (Tried Our Best)

• This is just a crazy thing to put in the same sentence. Also, I’d pay to see drake go out with a bunch of gay people, would make some amazing television. Straight flight and gay friends is an absurd comparison, but go off drake.

“Say you started dating girls now, say it to me with a straight face.” (Members Only)

• Essentially the same line as above. We get it Drake, gay people aren’t straight.

“I know you a cat, but can yo pussy do the dog.” (Fear of Heights)

• This one is perplexing. Is drake talking about doggie style? Because literally every pussy ever could do doggie style. It’s the most straightforward position. Is he saying he’s the dog and can she fuck him? I just have no clue on this one.

“You N***** obsessed with me and it’s not on no-hetero vibe” (8 Am in Charlotte)

• Throughout this whole album Drake makes many references to the gay community and I don’t know what he’s trying to tell us. Is this Drake’s coming out album? Also saying hetero-vibe, I think that may the first time anyone’s ever said that.

“20,000 pounds on your rent, I could’ve spent that on the guys” (7969 Santa)

• Which guys is Drake talking about? With all the other references to sexual orientation, my ears were completely piqued by this point.

‘Broken promises, you fucked up my Bahamas trip.” (Bahamas Promises)

• This one just makes me picture Drake so frustrated that his trip is ruined. Pouting while they’re at the beach and he’s sipping a Mai Thai. In a Tommy Bahama shirt, gut out, but he just can’t get out of his emotions.

“You tried to Grease me, but we’re not in Mykonos.” (Polar Opposites)

• I feel like Drake had run out of lines at this point and just happened to be in Mykonos and said “Greece, like Grease. That’s good, I’ll use that.”

“Hailey, you put the No in Monogamy” (Bahamas Promises)

• Gonna be honest here, I went over how to spell monogamy in my brain like 6 times when I heard this one. This is probably the sassiest line on the album. I imagine a little crack of his fingers at the end of the line.

“Feel like I’m bi cuz you’re one of the guys, girl.” (Members Only)

• Just gonna leave this under the sexual orientation question for Drake. Go off king.

“Wherever I go, you go, we Yugoslavian.” (8 AM In Charlotte)

• Just a huge stretch. What about the slavian part, Drake? Just said fuck it, they have Yugo in there, that’ll work.

“Like Tennis indoors we squashin.” (Daylight)

• Need Drake in a full Tennis outfit and headband while rapping this part inside a squash court.

“Let that coochie breathe” (Rich Baby Daddy)

• This one is not by Drake, but it makes me cringe the most on the album. I have no idea who Sexyy Red is but if these are her lines, I’m good on her. Yep, don’t need to hear that reproductive organs have to breathe, I’m good.

“They say love is like a BBL, you won’t know if it’s real until you feel one.” (BBL Love)

• Jesus, Drake.

(The fact he has a song called What Would Pluto Do, which is essentially a song about Drake fucking Future’s sloppy seconds, also adds a hilarious touch to this album.)

As Drake has evolved over the years, I think he’s become more in tune with how funny it could be for a kid who used to be on Degrassi to rap like he’s a gangster. I like to think that’s why he includes lines like these, to hit another emotion in us, laughter, happiness. Maybe I’m being an optimist, maybe he thinks these are actually amazing lines (and they are), but either way I’m chuckling while listening.